Haikus in Haiku

Lettuce, for all it's majesty and vitamin content, can get a little mundane. Claire and I were sitting on our crates this morning, pulling weeds out of a row of red romaine when inspiration struck us and we launched our poetry careers. These are some of the masterpieces that came to be this morning at 7am in a field of lettuce...

Oh! Arugula 

your green majesty knows no bounds

Spice. I dream of you

Assumption: healthy

So much lettuce. But we eat

hot dogs. twice. daily

Angry come morning

but your love lights up my life

Claire Fahrner, sweet gem

Fuel tank and blow torch

Flame weeding, really badass

but it's just heavy...

Claire, wisdom abound

"Don't fret. Bitches aint shit doe"

Pia is wary

If you burn your leg

And get a stupid tattoo

Never give advice

Asian boss lady

Loving. But stay well behaved....

Or "SO DISRESPECT!!!"

You're welcome world. Contact us via facebook when you would like to award us the Ballymaloe International Poetry Prize. Thanks&Bye